Holidays

When you teach in a second language classroom and ask your Chinese students to make a skit that includes the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, and the Thanksgiving turkey…you’re going to hear some pretty funny stuff.

Easter Bunny: “I am better than you. I can hop!”

Turkey: “I can hop higher than you, and hop on one foot. Watch!”

Santa Clause: “Don’t be so confident. You are animals. I am a person!”

Turkey: “On my holiday, people eat me. I think it is ok that they eat me. Eating makes them happy and when they are happy they give thanks.”

Easter Bunny: “Oh you are so kind!”

Santa Clause: “But we will not see you again in the future.”

Morbidly cute, yes?